Tuesday, January 12, 2010
The Goddess's Consort
Well, the Goddess needs a consort. I can't really call him a god... that seems sacrilegious in some weird way. Hehe. At first I wasn't going to post this because the picture seems a little... strange. But I decided you guys deserve to see the good, the bad, the ugly, the strange. It's not that I don't like him, I just can't decide what's wrong with him. I don't know if it's the rock-n-roll hair (all the better to run your hands through?) or the girly eyes (all the better to gaze upon intently?) or the full luscious lips (all the better to... well, you get the idea!)
I haven't figured out yet what difference in facial features make a face look like a woman or a man. I'll have to get a GQ magazine and study it carefully. I know the square jaw makes a difference. What else? There's something about the eyes too... not sure what. When you see people who have sex change operations and they are in their alternate form, there is still a tinge of their former gender peeking through, what ultimately makes them look male or female, even if it is just a teeny tiny bit at that point. Am I making any sense?
Hm. Maybe he needs 5:00 shadow? Or a Tom Selleck mustache? Hehe.